this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while
OH MY GOD WHAT
THERE IS A REASON THIS WENT STRAIGHT TO MY UGLY LAUGHING BLOG
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
- world: tensions between russia & ukraine rise
- world: ebola is going to fuck u up
- world: basically falling apart
- britain: THE ICE CREAM
- britain: SHE TOOK IT OUT
- britain: SABOTAGE
shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
Natalie Dormer + tumblr text posts
The Avengers - heroic fantasy version
Artwork by theDURRRRIAN
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor?
what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’