Rebecca J Andrews

dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:23 -0400

dirkinabox:

Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:23:29 -0400

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

“Gatsby, he had a grand vision for his life since he was born....

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:17:25 -0400

“Gatsby, he had a grand vision for his life since he was born. No amount of fire could challenge the fairy tale he had stored up in his heart. But I had the uneasy feeling that he was guarding secrets.”

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:17:03 -0400

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:15:41 -0400

It’s a strange coincidence, the fact that Gatsby’s house is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:25 -0400

It’s a strange coincidence, the fact that Gatsby’s house is just across the bay.

being 20+ on tumblr

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:55:09 -0400

being 20+ on tumblr

ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:51:21 -0400

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotda...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:40:40 -0400

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:26:48 -0400

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

chickensandwich: i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:21:07 -0400

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:30 -0400

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit: well fuck you too, internet

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:19:47 -0400

gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit:

well fuck you too, internet

laughingstation: seriously-what-is-my-life: xanthewalter: wron...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:17:46 -0400

laughingstation:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

ashestoashesjc: i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:17:04 -0400

ashestoashesjc:

i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from

to

youko-mj: The best test ever.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:16:54 -0400

youko-mj:

The best test ever.

misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:33:41 -0400

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:32:40 -0400

Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:31:13 -0400

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

Come, sit down. his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:24:36 -0400

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’